I'm on an organizational tear...

Thursday, February 15, 2018
Its February, and though I don't make New Years resolutions anymore, there's an innate need to start cleansing SOMETHING once the holidays end.  So I took the week off from drinking (and by the week I mean Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, let's not get insane) and I've been tearing apart cabinets, drawers, bookshelves and closets with an intention to clear out old shit and welcome in what I really want for 2018.  What is that? I want something for myself, outside of kids.  I want something that lights me up and fills me up and doesn't involve multiple trips to Target, the grocery store and UPS.  I feel like if I do some cleaning up of crap I don't want to look at anymore, I can relax and focus on me.  Not just because of the laws of Feng Shui but because it really feels cathartic!

I've even been diving into these books, which are really hard core. They basically say if you throw away all your bank statements from the last 10 years and toss the plant-based protein powder that you know you're never going to use, prepare to open your front door for wealth and abundance! Or a divorce, if that's for your highest good. 

I'm not in general an organized gal at all, in fact I'm a maj scatterbrain which is why all my organizing gets pretty out of whack easily.  I can't multitask, so I'm usually having conversations with my husband that I completely black out while I'm trying to unpack the whole family from a vacation.  And then I end up losing the $800 reMarkable electronic notebook he so thoughtfully gave me for Christmas. Insert bawling pathetic emoticon here.

So, when my friend Alex told me to follow The Home Edit on Instagram, I was like "why would I follow an organizational blog that is only going to stress me out about organizing?" I don't want to look at tightly rolled bath towels artfully descending in ombre rainbow fashion.  I don't want to see color coordinated snack bags quarantined in their perfect compartments in a pantry that seems to have endless space in it.  Don't they know a normal human's pantry is filled with half eaten bags of pirates booty and dum dums from ever pinata your kid has taken a whack at in the last 5 years?  Also the bursting envelope of "box top" collections that I never remember to turn in and have no where else to put. 

It turns out yes, I do.

It actually turned me ON to look at these things and inspires me to put every god damn thing I own in a bin with a label smacked on it.  I even stuck my dog in a clear bin with a P touch label that says "Hannah". Its quite addictive actually, and even though my stuff will never look like full blown Unicorn barf, I think what my loyal, fabulous organizer, Heidi Chianta did, is just stellar.

 
I love the use of clean white modern bins and black chalkboard labels. 
 

What I like about what she did here (listen up those of you with small spaces!) is she built a closet system from the container store on one side of the closet, and left the other side clear for a few hanging items. I added the shoe basket because it just looks tidier.  We don't usually have any long term guests here, so thats enough.  Plus I left a bin empty for guest's belongings.  The other large basket holds bedding for the pull out couch.

 
  

How rad are the ipad and hat hooks? Brilliant.  

Its all about bins and labels, people, bins and labels.  

The pictures below are my own work, thank you very much. I was sick of the piles of shoes in the laundry/mud room and nagging the kids to take all their shoes back to their rooms.  So I put large bins in the closet for their most-worn shoes and created a bottom basket for adult flip flops and sneakers which I'm using the most. I use the inside of the door for extraneous kids art (where the hell do you put it all? great ideas here) and I hung the star charts next to the door we depart out of every day so they can have a positive outlook on life when they start their day. 






Although I can't take full credit for this organization design job, purging is definitely the most time consuming part of the process. I do know a thing or two about labels and bins, and I'm still going to feel really good opening the cabinets every where I go. Did I say these girls' Insta-stories are hilarious?  They are nothing glamorous (although Clea's skin always looks flawless), just literally organization and day-to-day, minute-to-minute fodder about hiding from their family in their car and the next glass of champagne and I could watch them all day.

So I guess what I'm saying is 2018, The Home Edit, Spark - you inspire me.  I'm going to continue to clean everything up, get real and prepare to open the floodgates for miracles. 


Nutritious, Detoxifying ...Cocktails

Tuesday, February 13, 2018
So, you failed a juice cleanse and you have about 4 bottles left at $12/bottle.  Its kind of wasted calories to just guzzle them if you're going to eat too, so why not go from fail to FAB and get your mixology on? No need to grate ginger or squeeze lemons, its already in there. 

I mean if you're going to have a cocktail, why not juice while your doing it and detox while you re-tox?

So I was weirdly craving a Cosmo, which I used to pound with a vengence when I was 29, but that's not really the rage nowadays.  Its all about the updated white rye Sazerac and the Vesper, but not the Cosmo OR the apple martini anymore.

Anyways, I couldn't get the tart cranberry/lime/triple sec craving out of my head, so I set to work with the ingredients I had at hand.  No cranberry juice and no lime, but I did have lemon, a leftover beet liver cleanse beverage (how apropos!) and of course triple sec, Campari and vodka. 

Beet Cosmo

1.5 oz Vodka (I like Russian Standard & Beluga)
1 -1.5 oz triple sec (depending on how sweet you like it)
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz beet juice
Splash of Campari
lemon twist for garnish

Shake all ingredients in a martini shaker filled to the top with ice.  rub rim with lemon twist and drop in martini glass whilst pouring cocktail. 

Voile.


Spicy Skinny Ginger Lime Margarita

1.5 oz Tequila (I like Don Julio Blanco for mixing, Anejo for more booz-forward or neat
1oz to .5 oz Cointreau, Grand Marnier or Triple Sec depending how sweet you like it
1/2 lime, squeezed
1/2 lemon squeezed
Few big splashes of Nektar Ginger Lime Skinny Lemonde or whatever similar taste profile juice you have laying around
lime wheels for garnish

Shake it all up in a martini shaker with ice.  Prepare to get skinnier with every sip.



Charcoal Beet 

Now this is a fascinating one.  I have Charcoal pills lying around because a friend recommended  I take them for digestion improvement, general gut health and the like.  When I saw the Black Betty cocktail featured on Liquor.com using them, I had to try it.  This one is adapted.  Note the lack of phone and pretty crimson dust on top.  I will perfect this one, and check in again at another time to let you know my progress ;) I did add Aronia berry concentrate, which we always have around.  Similar to Acai but more immune-strengthening.

1.5 oz Tequila 
1.5 oz beet juice
1/2 a lime, juiced
1/2 oz Orgeat Almond syrup
1/2 tsp activated charcoal, taken out of a capsule
(this like an immunity Superhero! Like elderberry syrup on crack, although that will work too or any berry syrup
1 tsp Agave (because the berry syrup is not sweet at all)
Egg white (optional)

Put all ingredients in the blender until nice and foamy, then add a large ice cube.  

Note my version is not foamy because we didn't have egg whites, but I recommend it for the extra punch of protein.  We are talking healthy cocktails, here.


And that concludes your cleanse for the week, or weekend rather.  Go forward feeling confident you are doing your body a favor.  You're welcome.


Weekend getaway wardrobe

Monday, February 5, 2018

Since I'm on the Cabo/weekend streak, and can't seem to let it go, I thought I'd document options to throw in your bag for short trips.  Just double up on the items for longer stays.  

Here's what I brought last weekend;


For an easy sun filled weekend, cover ups are key. I love my Maaji black crocheted because I can exchange it with a number of belts like a metal chain mail one from none other than Forever 21.  The white sweater one by Tommy Bahama adds a bit more coverage.  You feel comfortable walking around a restaurant in it.  I usually bring fancier sundresses for evening, like this Camilla ornate number (borrowed from a friend!) and these other go-to's; a ropey-waisted romper from Free People and a short swingy navy blue dress by Indah that I wear with a bralette.  Jean shorts and slightly fancier silk cargoes are great with a swingy, wide armhole top to show off your suit underneath or a one piece suit worn as a top.


Sorry for this blurry pic I know it sucks.  But my obsession with these Nalha ankle strap memory foam (yup, memory foam) sandals grows daily. 

Wedges are always Island-appropriate.  Just watch yourself walking home form dinner on those cobblestone or steep roads after a few tequilas ;)

  As you can see, one pieces are the new bikini for me.  They flatten and cover your tummy if you're not feeling ready to dive into swimsuit season, most are cut high which flattering to the thigh and you can wear them with shorts or a skirt as an additional outfit option! Kenneth Cole swim offers some nice options at a reasonable price. 

1. Vitamin A Bikini
2. White one piece from Zara
3. Billabong 
4. Acacia - pricey but I had to have it!

If you don't have a getaway planned, start planning. Its fun to look forward to and get excited about and day dream even if its far off in the future. Happy Travel planning...